GARFIELDISM
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GARFIELDISM CHURCH
COSMOLOGY
Creation
Garfield God created the universe, he created light, darkness, and kinda-in-the-middle-ish. He created All 8 days of the week, Tuesday - Sunday, Monday does not exist because it was a sin, and he made life.
Garfield Jesus
Garfield Jesus died for our sins, and that day was pledged, lasagna day.
and he came back from the dead to finish his novel he was working on.
Life
Ever sense then, penguins were the national garfield animal, and all penguins would do a flip on lasagna day, in the name of the lord. (Yes, that's true, at the same time).
ABOUT
The world is full of war, love, memes, and... Yes, that is all. Where you can find us on Google Maps: 46.569452, -116.253076 | 41.946012, -116.253076 | 46.569452, -97.113003 | 41.946012, -96.877799 | 44.280305, -88.272310 |42.331405, -88.295735 | 39.659649, -114.897248 | 34.784250, -115.091127 | 39.811728, -110.263825 | 34.784250, -110.263825 | 38.158452, -95.166354 | 33.342927, -95.029342 | 33.342927, -92.837154 | 33.631998, -86.021616.
1928
Year Established
2
Baptisms
7942560
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Baptisms
alot
Awards Won
BELIEVERS
That Could Be You!
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